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Hey, Twimerickers... can you stand it?? Here's your very own personal Twimerick Club Rhyming Hat, just like the one Lou Brooks wears! Scientifically designed by Lou himself, using patented "teepee-shape" technology to active your brain's neuro-twimerostic rhyming cells -- helping you rhyme just the right words when you're writing your own Twimericks masterpiece. Hold on! Lou's putting his Rhyming Hat on right now: "Truth is beauty, and beauty is truth, Unless you've seen my old Aunt Ruth." Wow... that is so poetic!
You can download your free easy-to-assemble Twimerick Club Rhyming Hat right here as a full-color two-page .pdf file. And before you wear it, don't forget the most important part... that large front nameplate is waiting for you to write your name in it!